To generate an a random excuse from the following list, type @excuse 0

If you would like to use a specific excuse, type @excuse x, where x is a number between 1 and 89.

If you have ideas for additional excuses and would like them added to Webster, please email Boomer.

1. "Escher told me always click on someone, it's his fault"
2. "It's meli's fault"
3. "It's Boomer's fault"
4. "It's Ravnwyngs's fault"
5. "It's Archie's fault"
6. "It's Bill Gates's fault, windows does strange things all the time"
7. "If you think that was a bad click, you should see what Platnick did last night"
8. "I just wanted to hear Platnick say Doh, I love when he does that"
9. "I just wanted to see Boomer bang his head on the wall again"
10. "I'm trying to see how long it takes for Boomer's head to break through the wall"
11. "Ravnwyng is here, go yell at him"
12. "it's general's fault , I was afraid he'd get me drafted"
13. "It late and my Brain already went to sleep"
14. "I had a cramp in my hand"
15. "I sneezed so hard , it made my mouse click"
16. "I must appologize, my glasses fogged up and I couldn't see where I was clicking"
17. "damn, I think my mouse is haunted"
18. "A voice told me to click that card"
19. "An Airplane crashed into the house next door as I was playing and made me misclick"
20. "The Nuclear power plant down the street caught fire and the radiation messed up my brain"
21. "My cat stepped on my mouse"
22. "Aliens abducted me and forced me to click on your card"
23. "How does the scoring work again?"
24. "your card was closest to my mouse, so I'm lazy big deal"
25. "Nix Klatschen was too far away, so I clicked on yours instead"
26. "I had trouble finding the button to pass"
27. "sorry, my contact lens fell out and I couldn't see where I was clicking"
28. "sorry, I was letting my pet turtle angelo play that turn for me"
29. "look, over there, isn't that Elvis?"
30. "I had a migraine headache just as the countdown ended"
31. "I was busy watching survivor, and just clicked anywhere"
32. "The phone rang, I jumped and accidently clicked my mouse"
33. "A computer virus is making my mouse click in the wrong place"
34. "I figured I had a 50/50 chance"
35. "The way you play attribut, I was sure you had a green sheep"
36. "my Brain hurts"
37. "I had to duck out of the path of a charging elephant and I must have clicked by mistake"
38. "I forgot to check what color my sheep was"
39. "It's only a point, don't worry about it"
40. "I was busy helping OJ look for Nicole's killer and was distracted"
41. "An earthquake hit my room and the mouse fell on the floor, button side down"
42. "The Goodyear Blimp was overhead and its lights temporarily blinded me"
43. "My screen is dirty, I can hardly read anything"
44. "I forgot I was wearing my sunglasses and misread your card"
45. "a mosquito landed on my mouse and I was trying to kill it"
46. "It my graphics card's fault, it's very old and the device driver doesn't work right"
47. "My Boss said he would fire me if I didn't click on that"
48. "Blame my school teachers, they taught me"
49. "I really didn't click on that, it's a BSW server error"
50. "The CIA has taken control of my computer"
51. "I got this sweet email from my 104 year old grandmother and the tears clouded my vision"
52. "I thought I found Saddam's WMD and just clicked anywhere"
53. "This is like golf, negative scores are good, right?"
54. "That Roseanne topic so grossed me out, I don't know what I'm doing"
55. "sorry, I just wanted to be able to play with webster"
56. "look on the bright side, now you can play brain-dead when I'm the topic"
57. "my [r] kissed me and my hand slipped off the mouse"
58. "it my [r] fault that I'm so distracted"
59. "I haven't had sex in a long time, cut me some slack ok?"
60. "so I'm a total moron, I still get 15 talers for the game right?"
61. "I just trying to see if you can be brain-dead and play attribut"
62. "It was a dumb topic, don't blame me"
63. "I didn't understand the topic"
64. "I was testing to see if my mouse was working right"
65. "A flying saucer landed on my house and the aliens ray gun hit my mouse"
66. "I was laughing so hard, I didn't realize that I clicked that"
67. "I'm running windows, what do you want from me?"
68. "I guess I shouldn't watch TV and play attribut at the same time"
69. "Would you believe I was having sex and trying to play attribut at the same time"
70. "Scotty was beaming me up when I clicked, it must be a transporter problem"
71. "I was checking to see what the middle button on my mouse did"
72. "I accidently spilled hot soup on me just as I was about to click"
73. "I was daydreaming about Mel Gibson/Halle Berry"
74. "I thought if I right clicked it would work for red sheep"
75. "I guess I shouldn't try and shave and play attribut at the same time"
76. "Hey cut me some slack, I lost a point also"
77. "My Dishwasher exploded during the countdown and soap suds got in my eye"
78. "I didn't click on that, it was my cat walking across the keyboard"
79. "I was watching the Martha Stewart trial and not really paying attention"
80. "Leave me alone, I'm here just for the 15 talers"
81. "I was watching Jan Leno, is he funny or what?"
82. "Did I ever mention I have a twitch in my finger?"
83. "Sorry, I thought we were playing ligretto"
84. "I don't have an lame excuse, I'm just stupid"
85. "I had a rough childhood, so give me a break"
86. "Like you never clicked on a red sheep before?"
87. "I called the Psychic Friends Network and Miss Cleo told me you had a Green Sheep"
88. "Maybe I shouldn't drink and play attribut at the same"
89. "A Russian space probe just crashed into my house and I thought clicking on your card would send a message to moscow"